BREAKING NEWS:

WALMART THIEF FROM OHIO ACCIDENTALLY STOLE MOSTLY PEG WARMERS !

The toy collectors community has been shaken to its core this week, after hearing about some loser in Ohio that was caught on camera stealing a bunch of action figures in a Walmart, and even assaulting a Walmart employee. That is right, this man assaulted a fellow human being for a bunch of toys.

The first reports said that the man was stealing some of the new G.I.Joe Classified figures, which collectors have been searching for for weeks, while scalpers/resellers were selling them at a higher price.

ToyFarce News hired a team of elite experts to analyze the pictures and videos and the results are in: The Walmart thief from Ohio did not steal the latest G.I.Joe Classified figures, as he intended to, but he actually stole a bunch of notorious peg-warmer Star Wars Black Series Constable Zuvio action figures !

That figure is well know in the toy community as a peg-warmer, a completely unsellable figure, a character that no one cared about, that even the most completist of collectors passed on. Some say there are still stores on our planet that have a unlimited stock of them, kindly warming pegs in their store's toy aisle. 

ToyFarce News hopes that the man gets caught, but at the same time, we hope that his loot does not end up back in the store, because they have already restocked the shelves with more Constable Zuvio figures.

More news at 11:00... and may the peg-warmers be with you!

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