HASBRO REVEALS GIGANTIC G.I.JOE USS FLAGG 2.0 !!
BREAKING NEWS:
HASBRO REVEALS GIGANTIC G.I.JOE USS FLAGG 2.0 !!
Who can forget the
G.I.Joe USS Flagg Aircraft Carrier playset? Released in 1985, the
USS Flagg was a gigantic playset, one of the biggest, still to this day. Comics Alliance referred to it in retrospect as
the ultimate playset which represented to a child "
no better way to gain false friendship and genuine jealousy", and that is spot on !
ToyFarce News got the
exclusive scoop through an anonymous source that Hasbro will reveal what many fans and collectors have been asking for years during the
SDCC@Home 2020:
The U.S.S Flagg 2.0, an updated version of the enormous playset.
Due to the modern day
G.I.Joe Classified figures being taller than the
G.I.Joe figures from the past, the
U.S.S Flagg 2.0 will also be
bigger, badder and better than the previous one. It will come with the
same features, updated to
today's technology, such as an
actual megaphone that will be
Bluetooth-operated, so you can give your commands from your phone.
The
size of the box will be so
big that the distribution will be done using
actual Aircraft Carriers in order to provide the collectible to all collectors worldwide.
This is an
actual picture of the prototype, displayed in one of
Hasbro's toy designer's living room. "I couldn't take pictures
anywhere else, because this thing
won't fit through the door, so it's kinda
stuck in my living room for the time being." No release date has been announced, as of writing.
More news at 11:00... Now I know!
And knowing is half the battle!
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