JAKKS PACIFIC TO MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, THANKS TO TOILET PAPER HOARDERS !!



BREAKING NEWS:

JAKKS PACIFIC TO MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, THANKS TO TOILET PAPER HOARDERS !!


Jakks Pacific, the brand more commonly known for the awesome WWF/E figures between 1996 and 2009, and who came up with innovative playsets like the Titantron Entrance with sounds and lights, seems to have caught lightning in a bottle once again!

In 2018, the brand came up with the "Toilet Paper Blasters", a genius line of toy weapons that would use real, actual toilet paper to shoot spitballs on your enemies. 2 models came out, the "SKID SHOT", to "wipe out the competition" and the "SHEET STORM", with rapid fire spitballs. The Toilet Paper Blasters were well received, but quickly forgotten.

Enter the Covid-19, 2 years later (2020), and people started to panick and buy huge amounts of toilet paper, which became for a few weeks a rare commodity, as all supermarkets across the world were completely sold out, and all the toilet paper sections were empty. People were selling toilet paper and hand sanitizers at a higher price, it was insane! After a few weeks, when people started to realize that you cannot eat toilet paper to survive, they were left with several lifetimes supplies of toilet paper rolls, and most stores were not taking them back. Hundreds of toilet paper rolls, and nothing to do with them, unless... 

"THE TOILET PAPER BLASTERS TO MAKE A HUGE COMEBACK!"

Jakks Pacific saw it as an opportunity, and in a genius marketing stunt, the Toilet Paper Blasters should be back in stores real soon, and are sure to sell like hotcakes! ToyFarce News has already seen some on display at the local toy stores!

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