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CYBORG FIGURES REPURPOSED FOR NEON TECH IRON MAN FIGURES AND ACCESSORIES PACK!

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CYBORG FIGURES REPURPOSED FOR NEON TECH IRON MAN FIGURES AND ACCESSORIES PACK!

Everyone knows that the Hot Toys Justice League Cyborg figure has been canceled. It was confirm by H. Chan to a person that met him for 4 seconds in the line for the bathroom at a Comic Con, and said it on Twitter.
What we didn't know is that the figures were nearly ready and production had not only started, but was nearly completed! Then, someone decided that it would be better to make Neon Tech Iron Man figures instead.
All the pieces that were ready for Cyborg were then repainted black and fluo and repackaged as the Exclusive Neon Tech Iron Man sets.
It was revealed that there were going to be tons of weapons and add-ons to the armor by an employee of Hot Toys on Twitter recently, and one of our reporters was told that the different parts are now known as the "Iron Man Mk50 Accessories Pack", as well as the different guns added on the Neon Tech War Machine.
A disgruntled factory worker explained that if you relive the face plate of one of the Neon Tech Iron Man, you would actually see Cyborg's face, as shown on the picture below.
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HOT TOYS TO RELEASE NEW LINE: COSTEENAGERS!

After the success of their CosBaby line, they have decided to try more new things, like the CosTeenagers, a slightly older versions of the CosBabies.

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HOT TOYS TO RELEASE NEW LINE: COSTEENAGERS!

An insider scoop from within one of the factories of the Hong Kong high end toy manufacturer, Hot Toys, told us that they are planning to release very soon a new line of figures called the CosTeenagers.
After the success of their CosBaby line, they have decided to try more new things, like the CosTeenagers, a slightly older versions of the CosBabies. That way, collectors will be able to buy all of their favorite characters as CosBabies, then as CosTeenagers, before buying the final version, the Movie Masterpiece (MMS) figure.
The price range will be right between the CosBabies (~35$) and the MMS figures (~250$), so around 142,5$.
The first series will of course include Iron Man and Spider-man. The second series will also include Iron Man and Spider-man, in different outfits.
(leaked pictures from the Pepper Potts Rescue and Captain Marvel prototypes below).
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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF - BOBA FETT MYTHOS DELAYED BECAUSE OF EYE INJURY

A factory worker, who was handling the prototype of the figure suffered an injury to his eye from the figure's rocket firing jet pack, in a similar incident that happened with the original 1979 Kenner figure, which was never released.

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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF - BOBA FETT MYTHOS DELAYED BECAUSE OF EYE INJURY.

The long-awaited Boba Fett Mythos figure, by Sideshow Collectibles, announced in July 2018, seems to have been postponed yet again. The bounty Hunter figure was first set to be released in Summer 2019.
Our team of reporters has managed to uncover the reason behind this delay: A factory worker, who was handling the prototype of the figure suffered an injury to his eye from the figure's rocket firing jet pack, in a similar incident that happened with the original 1979 Kenner figure, which was never released.
Coincidentally, the factor employee, Michael M., is actually the brother of the person who had the eye injury back in 1979, as a child. "I think we will stay away from anything related to Boba Fett from now on", said Michael. "I mean, 40 years later, who would have thought? Well, at least, now we'll have matching eye patches with my brother...", he added.
The figure will be redesigned in order to not allow the rocket to be launched.
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HEAVY INFANTRY MANDALORIAN JUST BOBA FETT WITH A MAN OF STEEL BODY?!

Our source, who preferred to remain anonymous has told us the following "I swear, this is just a MOS body swap and a repaint. This is whack".

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HEAVY INFANTRY MANDALORIAN JUST BOBA FETT WITH A MAN OF STEEL BODY?!

Take this one with a grain of salt, but an insider source has informed us that the Heavy Infantry Mandalorian, announced recently by Hot Toys, is actually just unsold Boba Fett figures using a Man of Steel Superman body to make it look bulkier.
The source, who preferred to remain anonymous has told us the following "I swear, this is just a MOS body swap and a repaint. This is wh*ck".
This is why in promo pictures, we can see him mostly flying, in the same way that Superman would fly.
The gatling gun that he is holding came from a prototype of a Vulcan Raven figure, from the Metal Gear Solid franchise that was quickly abandoned by Hot Toys after being announced, in order to make more Iron Man figures.
As of writing, we have yet to find out if the source was disgruntled or not.
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HOT TOYS JOKER (2019) ALREADY RELEASED...IN 2008?!

Hot Toys hasn't released an Arthur Fleck Joker figure... because they already made one, back in 2008!

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HOT TOYS JOKER (2019) ALREADY RELEASED...IN 2008?!

Our team of reporters worked around the clock to bring you the insider news about why Hot Toys hasn't released an Arthur Fleck Joker figure (as portrayed by Joaquin Phoenix)... because they already made one, back in 2008!
The MMS68 Dark Knight Joker head sculpt, clearly not based on Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Clown Prince of Crime, was actually supposed to look like Joaquin Phoenix instead. That is why it was hard to recognize at the time!
Also, the jacket had red on the inside, which was in fact, the outside color turned outside-in, according to a former employee (a disgruntled one).
Nowadays, it is tradition to have to wait 2 to 3 years for a figure after it is announced, but in that case, the figure was released 11 years BEFORE the movie came out! This is this kind of forward thinking that made Hot Toys the brand that it is today.
Also, higher ups at Hot Toys have said that since everyone and their mother made a Heath Ledger sculpt in the last 11 years, good or bad, rooted or not, etc... they want to avoid to repeat this, so that people won't have to see endless pics of Arthur Fleck headsculpts until 2030.
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REASON FOR JUSTICE LEAGUE SUPERMAN DELAY UNVEILED !

A disgruntled factory worker has indeed revealed that there has been a mix-up with the sculpt and they all came out with the same mustache that needed to be altered digitally in the movie!!

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REASON FOR JUSTICE LEAGUE SUPERMAN DELAY UNVEILED !

Another insider source (with a very good track record) has finally revealed to us the reason why the Hot Toys Justice League Superman has been delayed so many times!!
A disgruntled factory worker has indeed revealed that there has been a mix-up with the sculpt and they all came out with the same mustache that needed to be altered digitally in the movie!!
The employees must spend a lot of overtime removing manually the mustache from each and every head sculpts, which delays the release of the long-awaited figure. The following picture has been leaked.
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HOT TOYS USING UNSOLD BOBA FETT TO MAKE THE MANDALORIAN FIGURES?!

A disgruntled employee (who chose to remain anonymous) revealed to us that they are using unsold Hot Toys and Sideshow Boba Fett figures and spray painting them!



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HOT TOYS USING UNSOLD BOBA FETT TO MAKE THE MANDALORIAN FIGURES?!

The Mandalorian figure production has started. A disgruntled employee (who chose to remain anonymous) revealed to us that they are using unsold Hot Toys and Sideshow Boba Fett figures and spray painting them! Cans of silver and brown metallic paint have been sent to us by our source.
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