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REVIEW: NECA’S TOONY TERRORS, SERIES 2

More cartoony versions of our favorite killers!

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REVIEW: NECA’S TOONY TERRORS, SERIES 2

More cartoony versions of our favorite killers!

Okay, that first wave was really fun, so I picked some more. Here is the second wave in their glorious packaging! The amazing part about this line is that, when you look at them in their packaging, or if you don’t put their weapons in their hands, it looks like they’re all dancing to their favorite song in a nightclub!

Pinhead doing some sort of variation of the macarena…

Pinhead doing some sort of variation of the macarena…

Leatherface just doing a silly dance…

Leatherface just doing a silly dance…

And Michael Myers popped his collar up and enjoys some nice techno beats, fist pumping.

And Michael Myers popped his collar up and enjoys some nice techno beats, fist pumping.

Toony Terror Pinhead looks pretty much the same as normal version pinhead, except he does not have nails planted in his head (probably to keep the cartoon aesthetic rather simple). He comes with the movie’s Pandora’s Box (or Lament Configuration), which has also been stripped to its bare minimum to look cartoony.

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We have such sights to show you.

We have such sights to show you.

Michael Myers (no relation to the ‘Wayne’s World’ and ‘Austin Powers’ actor Mike Myers) from the Halloween franchise is pretty simple as well, but that’s how he always looked. He comes with a big knife and a spooky carved pumpkin.

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Purely and simply…evil.

Purely and simply…evil.

Last but not least, Leatherface, that abonimable deranged monster from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, happens to be the most ‘cartoony’ from that wave. He looks right out of a Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network cartoon. He comes with his trusted chainsaw (duh).

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RRAAAAARGH! (actual quote from the movie)

RRAAAAARGH! (actual quote from the movie)

NECA spoiled us with another fun wave of Toony Terrors and I cannot wait to get the following ones. They are silly, yet still represent our favorite horror icons.

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Bonus: Here’s a shot of the first 2 waves together!

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Now, back to the nightclub…

unts unts unts unts unts unts unts unts unts unts…

unts unts unts unts unts unts unts unts unts unts…

More news at 11:00… unts unts unts unts

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REVIEW: NECA’S TOONY TERRORS, SERIES 1

… because nothing says ‘Cartoony’ like a child molester, a teenager murderer and a couple of child-eating dancing clowns!

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REVIEW: NECA’S TOONY TERRORS, SERIES 1

… because nothing says ‘Cartoony’ like a child molester, a teenager murderer and a couple of child-eating dancing clowns!

Last year, in October, NECA started releasing the ‘Toony Terrors’, a new line of plastic figures representing all the horror icons, in a cartoony way. I didn’t pay much attention to them at first, I’ll admit that, as I saw them at Gamestop a few times and passed on them. Eventually, they grew on me, and as more waves were announced, I ended up getting the first few waves all at once. This is the review for the first wave.

Toony Terrors, series 1

Toony Terrors, series 1

The first wave includes most of the biggest horror icons, such as Jason Vorhees from the Friday, the 13th franchise, Freddy Krueger from the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, and 2 version of Pennywise the Clown, from It: The Tim Curry version and the Bill Skarsgård version.

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Jason comes with his trusted machete. He looks like a bad guy from a Scooby Doo cartoon, which is great: It allows for display on your shelves next to other Hanna-Barbera figures!

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Ki… ki… ki… ma… ma… ma…

Ki… ki… ki… ma… ma… ma…

Freddy is the only one that has a stand, and cannot stand on his own. His blades are super fragile, and already needed to be superglued once after he took a dive from a shelf… Be careful with those!

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Something something… bitch !

Something something… bitch !

The ‘Tim Curry’ Pennywise comes with an orange balloon, which can be put in his hand (in a tiny hole, that will leave you sweaty and miserable after you’ve tried to enter the balloon’s string in it, and the white plastic covering the metalic string just goes away as it enters… The people who know will know).

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I'll drive you crazy and I'll  kill you all!

I'll drive you crazy and I'll kill you all!

The ‘recent’ Pennywise comes with a red balloon, along with a paper boat. The same boat that he used in the movie to trick Georgie to come into the sewers. The balloon can be put in his hand the same way as the other Pennywise (which is terrible).

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Do you want a balloon too, Georgie?

Do you want a balloon too, Georgie?

The Toony Terrors are a pretty cool line. Series 2 and 3 are on their way, hopefully for more Spooktober reviews! If you’re a toy collector and a fan of horror, I don’t see any reason why you would not like those. They decorate a desk very nicely.

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Bonus - A tale of 2 Pennywise (NECA’s first Pennywise from the movie + the Toony Terror one)

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More news at 11:00… We all float down here!

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REVIEW: MONDO’S RICK AND MORTY SIXTH SCALE FIGURE SET

ToyFarce was very excited when Mondo announced they would do a sixth scale figure set of Rick and Morty, considering their other sixth scale lines are amazing.

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REVIEW: MONDO’S RICK AND MORTY SIXTH SCALE FIGURE SET

ToyFarce was very excited when Mondo announced they would do a sixth scale figure set of Rick and Morty, considering their other sixth scale lines (Batman the Animated Series, Masters of the Universe,…) are amazing.

Here is a look at the art box:

Front

Front

Back

Back

In typical Mondo tradition, the art box emphasizes on the ‘art’ part, and looks gorgeous. The art boxes from the Batman Animated series figures were based on the beautiful prints that Mondo usually sells out in minutes, so we could see this one ending up as a print too down the line.

Inside the box

Inside the box

The figures do not have a lot of articulations, which was expected (ball-jointed necks, Rick’s hands and Morty’s arms). They are made to be displayed and not really played with, anyway. There is a deluxe version which has a few extra exclusive items (2 heards, a pickle rick and a plumbus), but this is the normal version.

Out of the box !

Out of the box !

Those figures look like they came right out of the show. They are really fun! Even with the low number of accessories heads/arms, there are still a ton of possibilities.

Rick *belches*

Rick *belches*

Morty *Aaaaaaah!*

Morty *Aaaaaaah!*

“Come on, Morty *burps*, let’s open a portal, Morty.”

“Come on, Morty *burps*, let’s open a portal, Morty.”

“You’ll never get us!! *belches loudly*”

“You’ll never get us!! *belches loudly*”

They come with 2 heads for each characters, 2 sets of hands for Rick, 2 sets of arms for Morty, a liquor bottle, Rick’s portal gun, and the Mindblower.

The Mindblower…

The Mindblower…

…which can be used to re-live a good memory…

…which can be used to re-live a good memory…

… or a bad one!

… or a bad one!

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!  (“I am in great pain, please help me”)

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! (“I am in great pain, please help me”)

More news at 11:00… *belches*, Morty.

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REVIEW: MATTEL'S STAR WARS - THE CHILD

There has been a disturbance in the Force. A new toy has made its way to ToyFarce’s home which has caused another toy to feel threatened…

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REVIEW: MATTEL'S STAR WARS - THE CHILD 

There has been a disturbance in the Force. A new toy has made its way to ToyFarce's home which has caused another toy to feel threatened...

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Baby Groot felt a threat that he might not be the cutest life-size toy in the house anymore, and needed to inspect the situation.

“I am groot.” - *The child coos*

“I am groot.” - *The child coos*

After some deliberation, Baby Groot decided that they might have more chances at being the cutest thing in the house, if they formed an alliance.

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So it was agreed.

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...until the eventual sudden heel turn from Baby Groot !

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 "I AM GROOT!!"

 "I AM GROOT!!"

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Baby Groot had only forgotten about one thing... the Force.

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“I…am…Groot…”

“I…am…Groot…”

*The Child coos*

*The Child coos*

All in all, for 29$, this might be the best 'The Child' version around. Unless we're talking about the SUPER TINY Black Series one, which is the TINIEST THING EVER MADE. Review coming soon!

More news at 11:00... *cooing*

*COO*

*COO*

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REVIEW: NECA'S SUPER SHREDDER vs LASER PRINTER-SCANNER

Another week, another review from ToyFarce, with the arrival of NECA's Super Shredder figure, which is a glorious piece of action figure.

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NECA'S SUPER SHREDDER vs LASER PRINTER-SCANNER  

Another week, another review from ToyFarce, with the arrival of NECA's Super Shredder figure, which is a glorious piece of action figure. 

ToyFarce managed to secure one when it first came out for pre-order on NECA's website and had been waiting ever since for it to arrive. Here's a look at the art-box, which kinda looks like a VHS tape:

A quick reminder for those who don't remember, you get a Super Shredder by mixing a normal Shredder with mutagen:

This is how you get a Super Shredder.

The details on the Super Shredder are amazing, you can nearly recognize 'Big Sexy' Kevin Nash's eyes through the helmet! 

Here comes what we've been waiting for, the actual showdown, a fight to the death between Super Shredder and a Laser Printer-Scanner. Enjoy!

"Where is the paper?!"

"Finally, you are mine!"

"YEEEEEEEES!" *paper shredding noises*

"I NEED MORE !"

*SLAM* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "

Bonus pics:

"What the f*ck am I wearing ?"

More news at 11:00... and tonight, we dine on turtle soup!

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REVIEW: 'DUMPSTER FIRE' VINYL FIGURE BY 100%SOFT

What if there was a toy that could be the perfect representation of 2020, the year where everything went wrong?


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REVIEW: 'DUMPSTER FIRE' VINYL FIGURE BY 100%SOFT

ToyFarce News will try to do more reviews when time allows it, and we have a special treat for you today! 

What if there was a toy that could be the perfect representation of 2020, the year where everything went wrong? What if you could display, on your favorite shelf, a toy that would show and feel exactly like the year of COVID-19?

Enter the 'Dumpster Fire' vinyl figure by 100% Soft !

First, let's see that art box:



Isn't it amazing? The colors, the text, everything to let you know that you are about to get that special figure that impersonates this shitty year! We're only starting September, but oh boy, we can't wait for it to be over! 





The toy itself is simple, yet stylish. A fun design for a cute dumpster fire. Who wouldn't want that? It also displays very well with other figures! 

 



If you have homeless-looking figures, or any sort of lost creatures, they can be displayed gathered around 100% Soft's Dumpster Fire, to get some comfort and warmth out of it.

There are a few variations of it, with different colors, and even a night light version, or a Kidrobot collaboration with black and gold colors, but the best one is an even more accurate version representing 2020, complete with face mask !

 

 

Get yours at BigBadToyStore: https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/11372

More news at 11:00... "Baby, it's cold outside..."

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REVIEW: NECA'S ULTIMATE FLASHER RAPHAEL AND CASEY JONES 2-PACK !

After months of requests by at least 2 people (!), ToyFarce News has decided to start doing some reviews!

 

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REVIEW: NECA'S ULTIMATE FLASHER RAPHAEL AND CASEY JONES 2-PACK !

After months of requests by at least 2 people (!), ToyFarce News has decided to start doing some reviews! In order not to limit ourselves, it will be a mix of old and news toys. We will try to do reviews as often as possible, in addition to our news article. The very first review is about the coveted set from NECA, the "Ultimate Flasher Raphael and Casey Jones" 2-pack!

ToyFarce News got very lucky and managed to get one of those set from the Neca store, the day it was released on their website, at the end of June. However, thanks to the global pandemic and the post system being generally crappy, the set didn't arrive until early August. That means the SDCC exclusive ones might not reach us until later sept/oct... Oh well.

 This is a very nice set with tons of accessories. Casey Jones comes with multiple weapons and set of hands, and Flasher Raph' comes with extra sets of hands, bandanas, weapons, a pizza slice, and a fedora, to the delight of a certain part of the internet community!

Now, the mandatory "same poses than on the back of the packaging" because I have no imagination:

"Class is pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones!"

 
"Look, I don't wanna fight you... - Well, tough rocks, pal!"
 
"A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this..."

"Raphael wins!! 1-Nothiiing!"
 
Now, it was time to look into the "Ultimate Flasher" feature from the Raphael figure. We were really intrigued after NECA released the "Ultimate Flasher Gremlin", that they would also try to add that feature to their TMNT collection. 

"Wait, what are you doing?"

 
"Oh god, please don't... You win, I give up!! STOP!"

Raph also needed to "share" with his family.

"WHAT THE...? RAPH! STOP!"
 
"STOP! STOP IT THIS INSTANT, PLEASE!"

"THAT'S NOT VERY COWABUNGA OF YOU..." (Notice the different reactions...)

Front view, for those who wanted to see...it.

" Look! Just like in that old movie, 'The 7 year itch'! "

All in all, it's an amazing set, and I hope that all the collectors who want it will get it one way or another, after NECA solve their distribution issues. Rating: Awesome /10

What do you think about this set? Let us know in the comments! Also, let us know if you would like to see more reviews!

More news at 11:00... NO, RAPH, STOP !!

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