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TOYFARCE REVIEW: FRESH MONKEY FICTION NAUGHTY OR NICE 2023 COLLECTION! This week, we're having an early look at the Naughty or Nice 2023 Collection from Fresh Monkey Fiction! Is there any other way to kick off December and put ourselves in the holiday spirit than to review a bunch of awesome Santa Claus figures? I think not! Those figures are exclusive to BigBadToyStore, a huge thank you to them for sending those over! Ho ho ho! @freshmonkeyfiction @bigbadtoystore Full review with tons of pics on Toy News International (link in bio)! More news at 11:00... It's all fun and games until Santa checks the Naughty list... #toyfarce #freshmonkeyfiction #bigbadtoystore #naughtyornicecollection #naughtyornice #santaclaus #storytimesanta #fatherchristmas #winterisheresanta #sgtsanta #wizardsanta #krampus #francisthefrostelf #accessorypack #santahats

What do you mean "Not Sexy Enough"? Everything ok, there? 👀 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #sonic3 #sonicthehedgehog #sega #gizmodo #popcorn #popcornbucket #notsexyenough

Trek the halls 🖖🏻 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hallmark #startrek #startrek2thewrathofkhan #hallmarkchristmasornaments #spock #jesus

Why Not Zoidberg? @freshmonkeyfiction @bigbadtoystore Idea sent by @wreckship_85 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #freshmonkeyfiction #bigbadtoystore #bigbadworkshop #operationmonsterforce #season3 #zoidberg #whynotzoidberg #futurama

🤣🤣🤣 I always wanted one of those!! Did they even work?! Found on Facebook (source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #kenner #terminator #biofleshregenerator #biofleshregeneratorplayset #santaclaus #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Billy has happiness. TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

6" is 15cm, 7" is 18cm, 12" is 30cm...📏📏📏 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #imperial #metric #stormtrooper #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Nice try, Funko! 😅 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #funko #funkopops #justachillguy #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Here are your suggestions from yesterday's article "Tired of the Elf on the Shelf? Here are some Alternative Options!" - (Dr Doom on a broom, Venom on denim, Mando on a sando, Galactus on a cactus, Peewee on a TV, BB-8 on a plate, Cable on a table, Flash on some cash, Rey on a tray - Thank you so much to all who sent one!) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #christmas #holidays #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #youveheardofelfontheshelf #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

From yesterday's article "Tired of the Elf on the Shelf? Here are some Alternative Options!" - (Giant-Man on a fan, Deadpool on a Stool, Batman on a Pan, Grogu on a shoe, Skeletor on a Door, Thor on the floor) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #christmas #holidays #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #youveheardofelfontheshelf #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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HOT TOYS JOKER (2019) ALREADY RELEASED...IN 2008?!

Hot Toys hasn't released an Arthur Fleck Joker figure... because they already made one, back in 2008!

BREAKING NEWS:

HOT TOYS JOKER (2019) ALREADY RELEASED...IN 2008?!

Our team of reporters worked around the clock to bring you the insider news about why Hot Toys hasn't released an Arthur Fleck Joker figure (as portrayed by Joaquin Phoenix)... because they already made one, back in 2008!
The MMS68 Dark Knight Joker head sculpt, clearly not based on Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Clown Prince of Crime, was actually supposed to look like Joaquin Phoenix instead. That is why it was hard to recognize at the time!
Also, the jacket had red on the inside, which was in fact, the outside color turned outside-in, according to a former employee (a disgruntled one).
Nowadays, it is tradition to have to wait 2 to 3 years for a figure after it is announced, but in that case, the figure was released 11 years BEFORE the movie came out! This is this kind of forward thinking that made Hot Toys the brand that it is today.
Also, higher ups at Hot Toys have said that since everyone and their mother made a Heath Ledger sculpt in the last 11 years, good or bad, rooted or not, etc... they want to avoid to repeat this, so that people won't have to see endless pics of Arthur Fleck headsculpts until 2030.
More news at 11...

ToyFarce 1/13/20 ToyFarce 1/13/20

REASON FOR JUSTICE LEAGUE SUPERMAN DELAY UNVEILED !

A disgruntled factory worker has indeed revealed that there has been a mix-up with the sculpt and they all came out with the same mustache that needed to be altered digitally in the movie!!

BREAKING NEWS:

REASON FOR JUSTICE LEAGUE SUPERMAN DELAY UNVEILED !

Another insider source (with a very good track record) has finally revealed to us the reason why the Hot Toys Justice League Superman has been delayed so many times!!
A disgruntled factory worker has indeed revealed that there has been a mix-up with the sculpt and they all came out with the same mustache that needed to be altered digitally in the movie!!
The employees must spend a lot of overtime removing manually the mustache from each and every head sculpts, which delays the release of the long-awaited figure. The following picture has been leaked.
More news at 13:00...

ToyFarce 1/13/20 ToyFarce 1/13/20

HOT TOYS USING UNSOLD BOBA FETT TO MAKE THE MANDALORIAN FIGURES?!

A disgruntled employee (who chose to remain anonymous) revealed to us that they are using unsold Hot Toys and Sideshow Boba Fett figures and spray painting them!

BREAKING NEWS:

HOT TOYS USING UNSOLD BOBA FETT TO MAKE THE MANDALORIAN FIGURES?!

The Mandalorian figure production has started. A disgruntled employee (who chose to remain anonymous) revealed to us that they are using unsold Hot Toys and Sideshow Boba Fett figures and spray painting them! Cans of silver and brown metallic paint have been sent to us by our source.
More news at 13:00...